Khye is growing too fast

At the age of 2+, Khye was already telling me this:
- i want to sleep, i tired- raining, go home

- meimei, no, cannot put into mouth

- i dun want to give you flashcards/books/ABC blocks

- cannot finish milk, stomach pain, can vomit

- turn left turn right no entry

At the age of 3+, he...:

- pout his mouth when upset- argue and abuse me

- write A-Z, a-z, 0-9

- draw balls- circle with 2 curves

- dance & sing

- negotiate

- try to bluff me